Yo Momma part 4

Yo momma's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals." Yo momma's so ugly she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning. Yo momma's so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it." Yo momma's so ugly they push her face into dough to make cookies. Yo momma's so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower Yo momma's so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars. Yo momma's so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they put it around her neck Yo momma's so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween. Yo momma's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras Yo momma's so ugly her mom had to be drunk to breast feed her Yo momma's so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her. Yo momma's so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Damn, is it Halloween already?" Yo momma's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday. Yo momma's so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects. Yo momma's so ugly she made an onion cry. Yo momma's so ugly when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours. . .for a quote! Yo momma's so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out! Yo momma's so ugly even Rice Krispies won't talk to her! Yo momma's so ugly Ted Dansen wouldn't date her! Yo momma's so ugly for Halloween she trick or treats on the phone! Yo momma's so ugly she turned Medusa to stone! Yo momma's so ugly the NHL banned her for life Yo momma's so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints Yo momma's so ugly people go as her for Halloween. Yo momma's so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her. Yo momma's so ugly she scares the roaches away. Yo momma's so ugly I heard that your dad first met her at the pound. Yo momma's so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.