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Question: What is the difference between men and puppies? Answer: Puppies grow up. Question: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces? Answer: Because they are... Question: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles? Answer: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever. Question: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first? Answer: Who cares????? Question: What did God say after he created man? Answer: I can do better than this! And then he created woman!!!. Question: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO? Answer: I don't know, I've never seen either. Question: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business? Answer: i) no mind ii) no business Question: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years? Answer:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions. Question: What is the difference between men and pigs? Answer: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink... Question: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying? Answer: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no intention of driving. Question: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift? Answer: Exchange him!! Question: Why do men like smart women? Answer: Opposites attract.