Retirement is different for everyone..
One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On the front lawn were six old
ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, wanted to stop but decided I'd better get my shopping done.
On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.
This time my curiosity got the best of me, and I went inside to talk to the Nursing Home Administrator.
"Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your front lawn?"
"Yes," she said. "They're retired prostitutes, and they're having a yard sale."