The Moth
A man goes into a dentists, and keeps running in circles, flapping his arms.
The dentist says, excuse me, what are you doing ?
The man says, I'm a moth, I'm a moth.
The dentist says, but this is a dental surgery.
The man keeps on running in circles, flapping his arms, saying, I'm a moth, I'm a moth.
The dentist says, do you have any problems with your teeth ?
I'm a moth, I'm a moth, says the man.
The dentist says, then why are you here ?
The man replies, you left your light on