The Hormone Hostage

The Hormone Hostage The Hormone Hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his own hands! This is a handy guide that should be as common as a driver's license in the wallet of every husband, boyfriend, or significant other! 1 DANGEROUS: 2 SAFER: 3 SAFEST: 4 ULTRA SAFE: 1 What's for dinner? 2 Can I help you with dinner? 3 Where would you like to go for dinner? 4 Here, have some chocolate. 1 Are you wearing that? 2 Wow, you sure look good in brown! 3 WOW! Look at you! 4 Here, have some chocolate 1 What are you so worked up about? 2 Could we be overreacting? 3 Here's my paycheck. 4 Here, have some chocolate. 1 Should you be eating that? 2 You know, there are a lot of apples left. 3 Can I get you a glass of wine with that? 4 Here, have some chocolate. 1 What did you DO all day? 2 I hope you didn't over-do it today. 3 I've always loved you in that robe! 4 Here, have some more chocolate.