1)Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test.
2)Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
3)Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
4)Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
5)Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..
6)Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
7)Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
8)Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
9)Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
10)Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
11)Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
12)Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.