Definitions I

Definitions I 1)Love affairs : Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test. 2)Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either" 3)Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present. 4)Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece. 5)Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power .. 6)Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on. 7)Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before. 8)Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read. 9)Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight. 10)Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life. 11)Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do. 12)Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.


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