Think About It!

Think About It! * Money doesn't bring you happiness, but it enables you to look for it in more places. * Your conscience may not keep you from doing wrong, but it sure keeps you from enjoying it. * Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places. * Misers aren't much fun to live with, but they make great ancestors. * Be careful what rut you choose. You may be in it the rest of your life. * The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket. * When you see the handwriting on the wall, you can bet you're in a public restroom. * Opportunities always look bigger going than coming. * The real reason you can't take it with you is that it goes before you do. * Junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it. * Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were. * A closed mouth gathers no feet. * A man (or woman) who can smile when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on. * A modern pioneer is a woman who can get through a rainy Saturday with a television on the blink. * The world is full of willing people: some willing to work and some willing to let them.