Can you speak Lesbian?

1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians? A licker cabinet. 2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian? A Klondyke. 3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns? Militia Etheridge. 4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time? Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face. 5. What is a lesbian dinosaur called? A Lickalotapuss. 6. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Fur Traders. 7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers? Well Hung. 8. Did you hear that Ellen DeGeneres drowned? She was found face down in Ricki Lake. 9. How can you tell a tough lesbian bar? Even the pool table doesn't have balls. 10. What do you call lesbian twins? Lick-a-likes. 11. What's the definition of confusion? Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market. 12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian? One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker.