The theatrical Agent

The theatrical agent, trying to sell a new strip act to a night-club manager, was raving about the girl's unbelievable 72-26-40 figure. "What kind of a dance does she do?" the manager asked, duly impressed by the description of the girl's dimensions. "Well, she doesn't actually dance at all," the agent replied. "She just crawls out onto the stage and tries to stand up!"

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