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A Cocker Spaniel, a Poodle and a Great Dane found themselves in the waiting room at the veterinary office. Spaniel to the Poodle: "Why are you in here?" Poodle: "Well, I peed in the house one too many times, and my owners have decided it was time to put me to sleep. Why are you here?" Spaniel: "I've got a very bad temper, and I the other day I bit two of the neighbor's kids. So, my owners are having me put to sleep too." He turns to the Great Dane and asks, "Why are you here?" Great Dane: "Well my owner is a beautiful blonde who walks around the house all day in the nude. Yesterday I couldn't take it any more and when she was on her knees doing something on the floor, I mounted her." Spanial: "So, why are you here?" Great Dane: "I have to get my nails clipped."
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