Automobile Acronyms

AUDI Accelerates Under Demonic Influence BMW Bought My Wife BUICK Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer CHEVROLET Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips DODGE Drips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere FIAT Fix It All the Time FORD Fast Only Rolling Downhill GM General Maintenance GMC Gotta Mechanic Coming? HONDA Had One Never Did Again HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing's Driveable And Inexpensive... MAZDA Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along OLDSMOBILE Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick's Irregular Leftover Equipment SAAB Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown TOYOTA Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto VOLVO Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object VW Virtually Worthless