Two elderly Wal-Mart Greeters
Two elderly Wal-Mart greeters were sitting on a bench during break time and one turns to the other asking, "Slim, I'm 73 years old and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you are about my age.
How do you feel?'
Slim says, " I feel just like a new born babe."
Rather amazed his coworker repeats his statement in the form of a question, "Really? A new born babe???"
"Yup", grins Slim, " No teeth, No hair and I think I just wet my pants