Inner Peace

I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me. By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace.
It read: "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started." Such simple advice.
So, I looked around to see all the things I started and hadn't finished.
Today I finished one bottle of red wine, a bottle of Jack Daniel's, my Prozac, a box of chocolates and a half gallon of rocky road ice-cream.
You have no idea how good I feel.