Organ meeting

All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. <br> "I should be in charge, "said the brain, "because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen". <br> "I should be in charge" said the blood, "because I circulate oxygen all over, so without me you'd all waste away." <br> "I should be in charge, " said the stomach, "because I process food and give all of you energy." <br> "I should be in charge" said the legs, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go." <br> "I should be in charge" said the eyes, "because I allow the body to see where it goes." <br> "I should be in charge, "said the rectum, "because I'm responsible for waste removal." <br> All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. <br> Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery and the blood was toxic. They all decided! That the rectum should be the boss. <br> The Moral of the story? <br> The ass hole is usually in charge