Opening hours?
The manager of the liquor board gets a phone call at 8 pm. "At what time do you open tomorrow?" asked the caller.
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"At nine," he answered.
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The phone rings at midnight "What time do you open ... in the morning?"
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"At nine".
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The phone rings at 4 in the morning "Whatt tim do ya openn in the mornin?"
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"I told you before at nine".
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"Imm just inn aa hury cause i got locked in tha stor las nite".
