Sugarbrown
A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter." Her mother told her this was wrong, she must just say, "I'm JANE Sugarbrown."
<br>The next Sunday, the pastor spoke to her in Sunday School, asking, "Aren't you Mr. Sugarbrown's daughter?"
<br>She replied, "I thought I was, but mother says I'm not."