Capsized
While sport fishing off the Florida coast in Key West, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of crocodiles kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting a beachcomber walking on the shore, the tourist shouted, There wouldn't by chance be any crocodiles in these waters he asked in a panic. No, the old man hollered back haven't been any for years! Feeling relieved the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore. About halfway toward the shore he asked the old man, say how'd you get rid of the crocodiles anyway? We didn't do anything, the old man said, the sharks got em.