God

An atheist was rowing on Loch Ness in Scotland one day when suddenly the Loch Ness monster attacked and grabbed him from his boat. He panicked and shouted, " God, help me!" and suddenly, the monster and everything around him just froze. A voice from the heavens boomed " You say you don't believe in me, but now you're asking for my help?" The atheist looked up and said, " Well, ten seconds ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster either.