Miscelanious

Why couldn't the lifeguard rescue the hippie? Because he was too far out. Did you hear about the fire at the shoe factory? Unfortunately, many soles were lost. My mom died when we couldn't remember her blood type. The last thing she said was, " Be positive." Before my friend Frank died, he asked that I store his ashes in his favorite beer mug . His last wish was to be Frank in stein. Today I asked my phone, " Siri why am I single?" It activated the front facing camera.