Heaven
A man dies and goes to heaven. At the pearly gates, Saint Peter greets him and says, "Welcome to heaven. To enter, you must answer one question: what was the best thing you did on earth?" The man thinks for a moment and says, "I once saw a group of bikers harassing a young woman. I walked right up to the leader and punched him in the face, telling him to leave her alone or he'd have to answer to me! " Saint Peter is impressed and asks, " When did this happen" The man replies, " About 5 minutes ago."