God

An atheist was rowing on Loch Ness in Scotland one day when suddenly, the Loch Ness monster attacked and grabbed him from his boat. He panicked and shouted, "God, help me" and suddenly, the monster and everything around him just froze. A voice from the heavens boomed "You say you don't believe in me, but now you're asking for my help?" The atheist looked up and said, "Well, ten seconds ago I didn't believe in the Loch Ness monster.