Hunter

A guy had been a hunter all his life. He was obsessed with it so much that his long-suffering wife decided in the spring that she was going with him for the opening day of deer season. He tried every way in the world to talk her out of it but she was determined. So, he taught her how to shoot and about gun safety and all the other things she needed to know to be safe and successful hunting deer. On the morning of the first hunt it was cold and drizzling rain. He again tried to dissuade her but she insisted on going. As they got into the woods, he set her up in her tree stand and explained one final time, "stay in this stand. If you see a deer, shoot it. I'll hear the shot and come get the deer for you." She nodded in understanding and he went through the thicket to his stand. No sooner does he sit down on his own tree stand when he hears two shots from his wife's rifle. Sighing, he climbs back down and begins to work his way back through the thick underbrush between them. As he's doing so, he hears his wife screaming, "That's MY deer! That's MY deer!" Now he starts to slash through the underbrush in a panic. He breaks through to find a man backed up against a tree with his arms raised in surrender and his wife standing there with her rifle pointed at the man's belly and still screaming, "MY deer!" Right as the husband breaks through the other man nervously says, "Dang, lady. You can HAVE the deer! Just please let me get my saddle off him first!"