Abe

Abe is before the judge, with his wife Sarah by his side. Judge; "So I understand you're here because you stole a can of peaches?" Abe: "Yes, Your Honor." Judge: "And how many peaches do you think were in that can?" Abe: "About four peaches, Your Honor." Judge: "OK, then I sentence you to four days in jail." Just then, wife Sarah speaks up: "Your Honor, he also stole a can of peas."