Taxi

Man runs out of the hotel and calls to the doorman "call me a taxi" Doorman turns and says "you are a four wheeler". Man: "what the d***l do you mean sir?" D: well I could hardly call you handsome This is a rather old joke, from when taxis were pulled by horses. The fast ones were two wheeled and called handsome cabs. The slow ones carried more people but were heavier, and, yes, had 4 wheels