String

A piece of string goes into a bar and orders a Martini. Bartender says, “Hey guy, can’t you read that sign? Says we don’t serve string here. So the string goes outside to his car, grabs a hat as a disguise and heads back in. As soon as walks in the the bartender says, “You can’t fool me….. You’re that same lousy string that just came in here. Get out! So the string heads out to the ally, ties a knot in himself, and unravels him self on either side of the knot. He heads back in and orders a martini. The bartender looks at him funny and says, “You’re not that lousy string again, are you?” The string replies, “Nope, frayed knot.”