Even More Christmas Jokes
11. How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
Nothing. It was on the house!
12. How do you help someone who’s lost their Christmas spirit?
Nurse them back to elf.
13. What do you call an elf wearing ear muffs?
Anything you want. He can’t hear you!
14. What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Polish.
15. What do you call a blind reindeer?
I have no eye deer.
16. What do you call an obnoxious reindeer?
Rude-olph.
17. How is Christmas exactly like your job?
You do all the work and some fat guy in a suit gets all the credit.
18. What’s every elf’s favorite type of music?
Wrap.
