Pulled over

A guy got pulled over for speeding and the cop said, “Do you know how fast you were going, sir?” The guy replied, “I was just trying to keep up with the traffic.” The cop said, “There is no traffic, sir.” The guy answered, “That’s how far behind I am!"

parking

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