Text Fun

Text somebody daily fun facts on some odd topic, e.g. pigeons. When they try to stop it, reply like an automated texting system. Example: You: „Did you know that in certain religious groups in India it is believed that when a person dies, their soul comes back as a pigeon?“ Victim: „What is this BS?“ You: „We hope you are enjoying your subscription to the daily fun fact site „Daily Smidgeon of Pigeon“. To unsubscribe, reply with Unsubscribe.” Victim: “Unsubscribe.” You: “Oh dear. Do you really want to terminate your subscription to Daily Smidgeon of Pigeon?” Victim: “Yes.” You: “Message not recognized.” Continue for as long as you like.