Lawyer

Max was caught red handed by a police officer in the very act of burglarizing a store. He was quickly brought to trial. “How do you plead? asked the judge. “Your honor,” answered Max, “before I plead guilty or not guilty I ask that the court kindly appoint a lawyer to defend me.” “Max you were caught in the actual commission of a crime. What could any lawyer possibly say in your defense?” That’s exactly my point, your honor,” said Max. “I’m curious also to hear what he could possibly say!”