A woman tells her husband she was diagnosed with cancer.
Her husband tells he’s very sad and sorry for her. Once they get to bed, the wife asks: ‘Honey, when I’ll be... dead, will you marry someone else?’ The husband thinks for a while. ‘No.’ ‘Why not? Don’t you like being married?’ ‘If you want me to, then yes.’ ‘Will she sleep in my part of the bed?’ she asks mournfully. ‘I guess she will.’ answers the husband. ‘Will you replace all my photos?’ ‘Of course not, I’ll keep the ones I love most.’ ‘Will she drive my car?’ ‘No, she doesn’t have a driver’s licence.’