So, a kebab was driving a car, but then got into a crash. When the paramedics arrived, the told him that his injuries were too severe and he would not make it
The kebab, at first, was extremely distraught but when he finally settled down and accepted his fate, the paramedics told him that some of his vital organs could be used to save other lives
The paramedics then asked if he was willing to give his organs to those who needed them
To which he replied: "Yes, of course... I am a 'Doner"