A cat meets a fox in the forest.
The fox asks the cat why she smells so dreadful.
The cat replies, “I was walking by a pooping bear and he asked me if my fur makes fuzz. I said no. So he wiped his butt with me.”
The fox wonders: “So how come you’re still in such a good mood?”
“Well” the cat replies, “When he was done with me, he asked the hedgehog.”