Pickup Line Comebacks

Man – Haven’t I seen you someplace before? Woman – Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore. Man – Can I buy you a drink? Woman – I think I’d rather have the money! Man – Will you go out with me this Saturday? Woman – Sorry, I’m having a headache this weekend. Man – Is this seat empty? Woman – Yes, and this one will be if you sit down. Man – So what do you do for a living? Woman – I’m a female impersonator.
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