These jokes are Bat!

Q: How does a vampire enter his house? A: Through the bat flap! Q: How can you tell a vampire likes baseball? A: Every night he turns into a bat! Q: What do you call a little bat? A: A battle! Q: What is the best way to hold a bat? A: By its handle! Q: Why are vampire bats like false teeth? A: They all come out at night! Q: What animal is best at cricket? A: 
A bat! Q: What animal is best at baseball? A: 
A bat! Q: What do little witches like to play at school? A: 
Bat’s cradle! Q: What do bats do at night? A: 
Aerobatics! Q: What did one bat say to another? A: 
Let’s hang around together! Q: What did the baby mouse say when he saw a bat for the first time? A: 
Mummy, I’ve just seen an angel. Q: First bat: Fancy going out for a bite tonight? A: Second bat: No. I think I’ll just hang around. Q: What did a mommy bat say to her naughty son? A: 
You bat boy! Q: What is the first thing that bats learn at school? A: 
The alphabat. Q: Who won the race between a cat and a bat? A: Bat always comes before cat in the dictionary! Q: What is the first thing that bats learn at school? A: The alphabat. Q: What do you call a bat in a belfry? A: 
A dingbat. Q: Who were the original transformers? A: Vampire bats! Q: How do bats fly without bumping into anything? A: They use their wing mirrors! Q: How does a girl vampire flirt? A: She bats her eyes! Q: What happens when two vampire bats meet? A: It was love at first bite! Q: Why did the vampire need mouthwash? A: Because he had bat breath! Q: What did the bat say to the vampire? A: You suck!

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