Drill Instructor

A drill instructor was yelling at a new recruit. He was all up in this guy's face, their noses less than an inch apart. He screamed at the recruit, "You hate me don't you?!?" The recruit responded as calmly as possible, "Sir, no sir." The instructor yelled back, "You're going to unrinate on my grave if you outlive me, aren't you?!?" The recruit retorted, "Sir, no way. When I get out of the service, I will not wait in line for anything! Sir."

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