New Years Eve

What happened to the Irish man who thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year? He gave up thinking. What's the problem with jogging on New Years Eve? The ice falls out of your drinks! What do you call always having a date for New Year’s Eve? Social Security New Years Eve forecast: Mostly drunk with a slight chance of passing out.


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