An Englishman and an Irishman
An Englishman and an Irishman were speaking sitting in a park bench when a horrible, ugly looking and nasty dog passed by.
The Irishman said: "I wonder what breed of dog that is".
Englishman: "It's a cross between a pig and an Irishman".
Irishman: "Well then, it's related to both of us".