Lord

“Sir, you have the body of a 40 year old, and the physique of a 20 year old; tell me, what’s your secret.” The old man replies “Well I have a very good relationship with the lord, so much so, that when I go to the bathroom at night he turns the light on for me.” Now the doctor was just as shocked as you, and as shocked as me, so he went into the waiting room to tell this mans wife the news. “Ma’am your husband is in great shape; he has the body of a 40 year old and the physique of a 20 year old, and I asked him how he kept in such good shape and he told me that he has a very relationship with the Lord, so much so that when he goes to the bathroom He turns the light on for him. So I was wondering if you knew anything about that. The wife replied, “Well that would explain whose been pissing in the refrigerator every night!”