Potato

A mama potato gets a big surprise one day when all three daughters announce they will be getting married soon. Mama potato asks the oldest, "Why, who are you marrying, dear?". The daughter says, "A fine russet gentleman". "Oooh", Mama says, "that's a nice tater." She turns to her middle daughter, "And who are you marrying, dear?" "Why mum, I'm marrying a fine Idaho gentleman." "Oooh", Mama says, "now that's a fine tater. And what about you me youngest lass, who are you marrying?" "Well mama, I found a nice man named John Oliver to spend me days with." "Well, that's fine dear," Mama says, "but he's just a commentator."