Parishioners

A new minister visits one of his shut- in elderly parishioners. They are both chatting about the Bible and the many wonderful things "God" has done in their lives. The minister notices a dish of peanuts on the coffee table. As they continue to chat, the minister starts snacking on the peanuts. Eventually the visit winds down and the minister says, "Well sister, thank you for your time and these very delicious peanuts." The elderly lady says, "Oh no, thank you pastor. Ever since i got these dentures, all I can do is suck the chocolate off of those peanuts."