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Linguist

A linguist wanders back home at 3 a.m. and proceeds to get an earful from his wife. “You’re late!” she yells. “You said you’d be home by 11:45!” “Actually,” the linguist replies coolly, “I said I’d be home by a quarter of 12.”
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