When Nature Calls
What to say when nature calls in a polite but understanding society?
1. Pray excuse me, I have a stool appointment.
2. Please excuse me while I go check the plumbing.
3. Pardon me, I have 6 pounds of boneless mass to get rid of.
4. Excuse me please, I have to go hide a treasure.
5. I'm sorry, I have to quickly disable alarm level brown.
7. Excuse me while I go on a ride on the porcelain steamer.
10. I'll be right back, I just have to quickly set free a good friend of mine.
12. Excuse me, I have to excrete.