Wooden Eye

A man with a wooden eye goes to a dance.But of course, no women want anything to do with him. But then, he spots a pretty gal with a hairy lip. He decides that his chances are good and goes up to talk with her. He says "Excuse me mam, would you care to dance?" She seemed stunned and replied "Would I? Would I?" The man angrily shouts "Hairy lip! Hairy lip!"