I saw a man in the street who had an orange for a head. I stopped him and asked him "Sorry to draw attention to it, but I have to ask. Why do you have an orange for a head?" The man explained that he had found a lamp and, when he rubbed it, a genii popped out and gave him three wishes.
"For the first wish I asked for millions of pounds, then for my second wish, I asked for a gorgeous girlfriend."
Confused, I asked what he had requested for his third wish.
"I wished for an orange for a head."