The price of my services
A down at the heels lawyer is sitting alone late one night when the devil appears in a puff of smoke.
The devil says, “I can make you the greatest lawyer in the world. You’ll win every case, earn enormous fees, and be fabulously wealthy."
The lawyer asks, “So what’s your price?”
The devil replies, “Just your soul… the souls of your wife and children… and all your relatives, for five generations.”
The lawyer leans back, thinking it over carefully for a long moment, then says—
“Okay, what’s the catch?”