Audiologist

I went to a woman audiologist recently for a hearing test. She was about the same age as my wife. I told her that my wife is forcing me to go. The audiologist puts me in a sound booth and plays all kinds of beeps in one ear and then the other. I raise each hand when I hear the beep. I feel really confident about the whole think, like I’m doing a great job. Maybe my wife will be proud. When finished, the audiologist tells me that my hearing is perfect. She the spends 5 minutes lecturing me that my problem is that I don’t listen.