Married for one night
On a long trip, a man and a woman who did not know each other met in the same train.
After a nice and long conversation with some awkward moments, they both went to bed; the man in the upper bunk and her in the lower one.
At around midnight, the man leans over the side of the bunk, wakes the woman up and whispers:
Hey, I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm terribly cold. Could you get me another blanket?
The woman looks up over the side of the bunk and with a wink of her eye says: -I have a better idea... just for tonight, let's pretend we're married.
The man, delighted, winks back and says:
Okay, great! Scooch over.
Then the woman replies:
Are you crazy? Go and get the blanket yourself!!!