Eskimo
An Eskimo being far out in the wild did not know about religion and god etc. A priest tells him about god, heaven, hell ,good deeds and bad deeds etc etc. Then he says if you do bad things you will go to hell otherwise heaven. Eskimo: Ok, but I have already done some bad things, so will I be going to hell? Priest: Since you did not know about all this, It is fine, you will go to heaven if you do good things from now on. . . . Eskimo : Then why the hell did you tell me about all this?