nightmare

Wishes

I saw a man in the street who had an orange for a head. I stopped him and asked him "Sorry to draw attention to it, but I have to ask. Why do you have an orange for a head?" The man explained that he had found a lamp and, when he rubbed it, a genii popped out and gave him three wishes. "For the first wish I asked for millions of pounds, then for my second wish, I asked for a gorgeous girlfriend." Confused, I asked what he had requested for his third wish. "I wished for an orange for a head."
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