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If Men Ruled the World... Dating

-- Hallmark would make "Sorry I don't remember your name" cards. -- If your girlfriend really needs to talk to you during the game, she'll appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out. -- A smack to the ass and a "Nice hustle, you'll get 'em next time," would complete a break up. -- Birth control would come in ale or lager. -- Instead of an engagement ring, you could surprise your fiance with a giant "You're #1!" foam hand. Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th, so it would only occur in leap years.
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